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Title: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 02:58:15 AM
I thought this might be funny and educational.

I'll start:

"Never moon a Werewolf"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: nimrod on March 20, 2008, 03:03:07 AM
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 03:49:25 AM
"Give a man a fish and cats will follow him around all day"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 06:22:11 AM
"Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out alive."


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 20, 2008, 06:44:31 AM
"Don't smoke pot....














.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

- Gallagher


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 20, 2008, 06:46:21 AM
"Don't drink drive home
Take drugs and fly home"

Don't drink and drive; pull over to finish your beer


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 07:42:51 AM
 :rollin   at Blob!

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 07:48:43 AM
"Don't smoke pot....

.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

- Gallagher
"Don't drink drive home
Take drugs and fly home"
"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

Quote from: The Rules
The promotion, the discussion of how to obtain, or the discussion of how to take or use illicit drugs is not allowed.

All bant!
muahahahahahaha.  The forum is MINE!
 :hat


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 07:55:40 AM

 "I don't have a drug and alcohol problem...unless I can't get any drugs and alcohol"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 08:15:29 AM
Quote from: Jack Handy
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Quote from: Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Quote from: Dave Barry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Quote from: Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Quote from: anonymous
If your drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

Quote from: Homer Simpson
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/trelafCup.jpg)


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 08:23:49 AM

 " Some people see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full....

   I see the glass as TOO BIG!"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 08:28:16 AM
The glass is never too big.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 20, 2008, 08:36:54 AM
It's not about whether the glass is half full; it's about what it's full of


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: nimrod on March 20, 2008, 10:25:42 AM
It's full of juice. So really we need to ask ourselves, what flavour juice do we see/taste?


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: dech2410 on March 20, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
taste the fluid as it is what you desire... memories...


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 20, 2008, 10:39:48 AM

 "Never try to cook bacon while you are naked"


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Jamesman on March 20, 2008, 11:12:30 AM
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Phantasmatron on March 20, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
A wise man once said, "Optimism is stupid.  Quit doing it."


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: noxon on March 20, 2008, 11:43:18 AM
"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Matt Gillis on March 20, 2008, 12:28:43 PM
Who wrote that song with all the "brilliant" advice in it? The chorus went something like:

"Don't spit into the wind
Don't pick a fight with the lone ranger
. . ." etc. I forget how it goes worse than I do with really old christmas carols. . . and that's bad!

The most recent quote I saw that stuck with me (and is alcohol related) was when I was in a tavern. On the wall were all kinds of quotes, but the one that looked the best to me was:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotamy"  :rollin

Now THAT is wise wisdom!


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 12:37:29 PM
With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.

I'll take the first two.
Sanity is way overrated.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Phantasmatron on March 20, 2008, 12:39:32 PM
With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.

I'll take the first two.
Sanity is way overrated.

Exactly.  I'm also beginning to believe that sanity is also just a myth.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: noxon on March 20, 2008, 12:45:27 PM
The biggest revolutionaries of our history were called insane by their contemporaries.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 20, 2008, 01:05:59 PM
"Don't smoke pot....

.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

- Gallagher
"Don't drink drive home
Take drugs and fly home"
"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

Quote from: The Rules
The promotion, the discussion of how to obtain, or the discussion of how to take or use illicit drugs is not allowed.

All bant!
muahahahahahaha.  The forum is MINE!
 :hat

Oh, I need to re-word that rule. Promoting is fine. Just no explaining how to go about packing the bong. That would be wrong.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
Oh, I need to re-word that rule. Promoting is fine. Just no explaining how to go about packing the bong. That would be wrong.

What if we want to discuss packing it with legal substances?
=)


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 20, 2008, 01:11:35 PM
Oh, I need to re-word that rule. Promoting is fine. Just no explaining how to go about packing the bong. That would be wrong.

What if we want to discuss packing it with tobacco?
=)

NO! THERE WILL BE NO WESLEY PIPES AND NO FUNYUNS PERIOD!


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 20, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
by the way, i'm just being obnoxious and un-serious. blowing off steam.

I don't care about jokes about drugs and alcohol like are in this thread. I don't want threads on how to grow pot or make meth or whatever though, obviously, and no discussions like "man i smoked a fatty last night and listened to O3 and just tripped out on it" unless charlie starts it. Which I really dont' see happening!

But really, I don't see it being an issue. I'm not anal about discussing drugs in general. They exist, and they mostly suck. But make for great joke material sometimes.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: ZeppelinDT on March 20, 2008, 01:14:16 PM
I edited my original post, to include other stuff as well.
For example, sometimes I just like to smoke oregano. :)

Can we discuss ultimate spoons?


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 20, 2008, 01:15:01 PM
:lol yes


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 21, 2008, 09:44:03 AM
My favorite bumper sticker:

"If you are going to ride my ass the least you can do is grab my pony tail"
 :tup


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Phantasmatron on March 21, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
My favorite bumper sticker:

"If you are going to ride my ass the least you can do is grab my pony tail"
 :tup

:lol

I know a girl who has that bumper sticker.  She's ridiculously proud of it, too. 


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: VFS on March 21, 2008, 10:01:29 AM
And rightfully so. :hat


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: charliedominici on March 21, 2008, 12:31:31 PM

 Another  of my favorites:

  "Free your mind and your ass will follow"

 :eek

 


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: noxon on March 21, 2008, 12:34:17 PM
Was I the only one who instantly got that into my head as the lyrics to En Vogues song of the same name?


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: Jamesman on March 21, 2008, 12:35:45 PM
Was I the only one who instantly got that into my head as the lyrics to En Vogues song of the same name?
:rollin Same thing happened to me, but I didn't know the name of the singer/band.


Title: Re: "Words of wisdom"
Post by: BlobVanDam on March 21, 2008, 05:40:04 PM
My favorite bumper sticker:

"If you are going to ride my ass the least you can do is grab my pony tail"
 :tup

:lol

I know a girl who has that bumper sticker.  She's ridiculously proud of it, too. 

I know someone who has that bumper sticker............or at least they should have that bumper sticker  :evil :evil