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Title: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 04, 2008, 09:33:30 AM
Roger, can we go to the store tomorrow and buy some candies? Please? I'll be your friend. I'll share my candies with you. My man candies.

This keyboard doesn't come with free bacon.  :-\

IF I CONTRACTED RUBELLA EVERY EIGHT SECONDS I"D WANT TO EAT SHROOMS TOO!

Do you ever wish you were a shemale? It'd be like the best of both worlds...

WHY DID YOU PAY FOR ME IF YOU VEREN"T GOING TO EVEN TOUCH ME DAHLING?

I wouldn't want to buy a used pedal though... someone else's foot has been on it... you might get food AIDs or foot cancer or foot syphillis or something.

... THAT"S GAY... AND NOT THE GOOD KIND OF GAY. You know what I'm getting at... anus and such.

:lol :lol

sorry, i shouldn't go telling everyone this shit but you're too funny to listen to :lol

*continues listening*


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 04, 2008, 09:43:48 AM
this keyboard has more inputs than a blow up doll, it has three... well no, I guess a blowup doll does too... well, they're not as close together!


:blob:


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: xoxoch on April 04, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
OHO !!! can't wait for your response blob  :corn


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: axeman9182 on April 04, 2008, 12:36:26 PM
wait..... blob wants to leave the house  :o

I mean I know it's a worthwhile trip (candies ftw) but still, a bit out of character  :lol


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 04, 2008, 04:28:14 PM
wait..... blob wants to leave the house  :o

I mean I know it's a worthwhile trip (candies ftw) but still, a bit out of character  :lol

That's what I said!!


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: dimitrius on April 04, 2008, 05:10:12 PM
So that's what she said?


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: axeman9182 on April 04, 2008, 05:42:23 PM
So that's what she said?

Yes. Yes she said that  :blob:


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 04, 2008, 05:43:22 PM
He also "Thats what she said"d his friend, forgot to mention that :lol

(his friend had said "that was crap" :lol)


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: BlobVanDam on April 08, 2008, 01:58:16 AM
now for today's installment - things you would have overheard today while shopping today-

brother - look, it's Optimus Prime bubble bath
me - if there's one person who could get me in the tub, it's Optimus Prime
:hat

*overhears shitty music over store speakers*
me - (sarcastically) i love this song
brother - :lol you've so worked for this band!
me - I have? oh, is this Matchbox 20? :lol

also bought myself a big bag of candies. I can't walk through a candy aisle without purchasing candies. Just not possible. And they be GOOD candies too.


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 08, 2008, 12:04:57 PM
You are going to come to america, and you shall be called Fez.


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: axeman9182 on April 08, 2008, 12:25:56 PM
and you have to call me Hyde


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 08, 2008, 01:02:51 PM
I'm the Donna/Jackie hybrid. You never know what you're gonna get, either. I'm like the "two-face" in Seinfeld. It's all the lighting.


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: Phantasmatron on April 08, 2008, 05:15:23 PM
I'm the Donna/Jackie hybrid. You never know what you're gonna get, either. I'm like the "two-face" in Seinfeld. It's all the lighting.

No, it's not like the two-face, because both Donna and Jackie are hot.  ;D


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: VFS on April 08, 2008, 05:33:06 PM
:D

ok then!


Title: Re: things you overhear when BlobVanDam is talking to his best friend
Post by: veronica on April 09, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
You are going to come to america, and you shall be called Fez.
Or, just "the foreign kid".