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« on: March 20, 2008, 02:58:15 AM »

I thought this might be funny and educational.

I'll start:

"Never moon a Werewolf"
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 03:03:07 AM »

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 03:49:25 AM »

"Give a man a fish and cats will follow him around all day"
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 06:22:11 AM »

"Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out alive."
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 06:44:31 AM »

"Don't smoke pot....














.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

- Gallagher
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 06:46:21 AM »

"Don't drink drive home
Take drugs and fly home"

Don't drink and drive; pull over to finish your beer
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 07:42:51 AM »

    at Blob!

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 07:48:43 AM »

"Don't smoke pot....

.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

- Gallagher
"Don't drink drive home
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"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 07:55:40 AM »


 "I don't have a drug and alcohol problem...unless I can't get any drugs and alcohol"
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 08:15:29 AM »

Quote from: Jack Handy
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Quote from: Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Quote from: Dave Barry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Quote from: Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Quote from: anonymous
If your drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

Quote from: Homer Simpson
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 08:23:49 AM »


 " Some people see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full....

   I see the glass as TOO BIG!"
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 08:28:16 AM »

The glass is never too big.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 08:36:54 AM »

It's not about whether the glass is half full; it's about what it's full of
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2008, 10:25:42 AM »

It's full of juice. So really we need to ask ourselves, what flavour juice do we see/taste?
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2008, 10:35:01 AM »

taste the fluid as it is what you desire... memories...
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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2008, 10:39:48 AM »


 "Never try to cook bacon while you are naked"
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2008, 11:12:30 AM »

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2008, 11:17:43 AM »

A wise man once said, "Optimism is stupid.  Quit doing it."
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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2008, 11:43:18 AM »

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2008, 12:28:43 PM »

Who wrote that song with all the "brilliant" advice in it? The chorus went something like:

"Don't spit into the wind
Don't pick a fight with the lone ranger
. . ." etc. I forget how it goes worse than I do with really old christmas carols. . . and that's bad!

The most recent quote I saw that stuck with me (and is alcohol related) was when I was in a tavern. On the wall were all kinds of quotes, but the one that looked the best to me was:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotamy" 

Now THAT is wise wisdom!
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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2008, 12:31:22 PM »

With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.
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« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2008, 12:37:29 PM »

With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.

I'll take the first two.
Sanity is way overrated.
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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2008, 12:39:32 PM »

With women there are three things: Intelligence, beauty, and sanity. Pick two.

I'll take the first two.
Sanity is way overrated.

Exactly.  I'm also beginning to believe that sanity is also just a myth.
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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2008, 12:45:27 PM »

The biggest revolutionaries of our history were called insane by their contemporaries.
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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2008, 01:05:59 PM »

"Don't smoke pot....

.... when you're stoned. You just end up with less pot, and you dont' get anymore stoned."

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Oh, I need to re-word that rule. Promoting is fine. Just no explaining how to go about packing the bong. That would be wrong.
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