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« on: April 04, 2008, 09:33:30 AM »

Roger, can we go to the store tomorrow and buy some candies? Please? I'll be your friend. I'll share my candies with you. My man candies.

This keyboard doesn't come with free bacon.  Undecided

IF I CONTRACTED RUBELLA EVERY EIGHT SECONDS I"D WANT TO EAT SHROOMS TOO!

Do you ever wish you were a shemale? It'd be like the best of both worlds...

WHY DID YOU PAY FOR ME IF YOU VEREN"T GOING TO EVEN TOUCH ME DAHLING?

I wouldn't want to buy a used pedal though... someone else's foot has been on it... you might get food AIDs or foot cancer or foot syphillis or something.

... THAT"S GAY... AND NOT THE GOOD KIND OF GAY. You know what I'm getting at... anus and such.



sorry, i shouldn't go telling everyone this shit but you're too funny to listen to

*continues listening*
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 09:43:48 AM »

this keyboard has more inputs than a blow up doll, it has three... well no, I guess a blowup doll does too... well, they're not as close together!


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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 10:59:52 AM »

OHO !!! can't wait for your response blob 
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 12:36:26 PM »

wait..... blob wants to leave the house  Shocked

I mean I know it's a worthwhile trip (candies ftw) but still, a bit out of character 
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 04:28:14 PM »

wait..... blob wants to leave the house  Shocked

I mean I know it's a worthwhile trip (candies ftw) but still, a bit out of character 

That's what I said!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 05:10:12 PM »

So that's what she said?
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 05:42:23 PM »

So that's what she said?

Yes. Yes she said that 
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 05:43:22 PM »

He also "Thats what she said"d his friend, forgot to mention that

(his friend had said "that was crap" )
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 01:58:16 AM »

now for today's installment - things you would have overheard today while shopping today-

brother - look, it's Optimus Prime bubble bath
me - if there's one person who could get me in the tub, it's Optimus Prime


*overhears shitty music over store speakers*
me - (sarcastically) i love this song
brother - you've so worked for this band!
me - I have? oh, is this Matchbox 20?

also bought myself a big bag of candies. I can't walk through a candy aisle without purchasing candies. Just not possible. And they be GOOD candies too.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 12:04:57 PM »

You are going to come to america, and you shall be called Fez.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 12:25:56 PM »

and you have to call me Hyde
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 01:02:51 PM »

I'm the Donna/Jackie hybrid. You never know what you're gonna get, either. I'm like the "two-face" in Seinfeld. It's all the lighting.
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 05:15:23 PM »

I'm the Donna/Jackie hybrid. You never know what you're gonna get, either. I'm like the "two-face" in Seinfeld. It's all the lighting.

No, it's not like the two-face, because both Donna and Jackie are hot.  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 05:33:06 PM »

Cheesy

ok then!
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 11:07:25 AM »

You are going to come to america, and you shall be called Fez.
Or, just "the foreign kid".
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