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« on: April 14, 2008, 07:10:53 AM »

Dream Theater - Innocence Faded:

Actual: "Condescending, not intending to end"

Misheard: "Something! something! GOD IT'S SUNDAY! DO HAIR!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 08:27:17 AM »

DT - Sacrificed Sons

"God I'm high! I'm a steak!"

Actual: "God up high, our mistake"

DT - Voices

"Fuck this whore, drink a troll"

Actual: "Thought disorder, dream control"

DT - Caught in a Web

"Caught in a whale"
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 09:00:59 AM »

Manfred Man - I think. Dunno the song title.

Lyrics - "Revved up like a deuce, another roller in the night"

Misheard - "Revved up like a douche, another roller in the night"

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 09:22:07 AM »

Vanden Plas - Beyond Daylight

"They think I'm a liger"

Actual: "They think I'm a liar"
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 10:33:50 AM »

Manfred Man - I think. Dunno the song title.

Lyrics - "Revved up like a deuce, another roller in the night"

Misheard - "Revved up like a douche, another roller in the night"

About last December, two of my friends and I were driving back from somewhere, and that song came on the radio.  I couldn't remember what the real words were, but all three of us were completely convinced that it sounded like "Wrapped up like a douche."  We had the longest, most ridiculous discussion about what else it could possibly be.  Then we'd all hush when that part came on again.  And we'd listen really closely and then burst out laughing when he said it again.

I swear nobody was drunk or high.
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 11:13:17 AM »

it does! totally.

he says DOUCHE, not DEUCE. I think it's a speech impediment, really.
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 11:54:54 AM »

I was just laughing about Charlie's "Sally has a rock" instead of "Solid as a rock"  Cheesy

and yeah, jlb is always good for a misheard lyric; love them all  Grin also somethimes I think the dt guys just come up with unfortunate lyrics that are just destined to produce a laugh; like, for expample: "forsaken, I have come for you tonight" .. well, of course you think "... I have cum for you tonight...

also there's tons of misheard english to german stuff, but it obviously doesn't make sense to post them here
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 11:56:40 AM »

if they're funny and you explain them, it is!

someone posted a "misheard dt lyrics" video on youtube ages ago on dtf, and part of it was so funny, where jlb supposedly sang "i have shat a tractor, i am not a freak" for part of pull me under.
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 03:33:07 PM »

Iron Maiden - Brave New World

"Bring this sandwich back home"

Actual: "Bring this savage back home"

this came from a really bad (i mean absolutely effing horrible) cover that i somehow came across on google. the singer was either: a) foreign; or b) had the worst speech impediment (like little nicky Grin ) i have ever heard.

but i laugh my arse off everytime i listen to that version.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 01:33:40 PM »

if they're funny and you explain them, it is!

someone posted a "misheard dt lyrics" video on youtube ages ago on dtf, and part of it was so funny, where jlb supposedly sang "i have shat a tractor, i am not a freak" for part of pull me under.

Post that shit! I literally burst out loud laughing from reading that! 

I've seen a few of the videos with the misheard lyrics, but I don't think I've seen that one 
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 04:46:43 PM »

if they're funny and you explain them, it is!

someone posted a "misheard dt lyrics" video on youtube ages ago on dtf, and part of it was so funny, where jlb supposedly sang "i have shat a tractor, i am not a freak" for part of pull me under.

Post that shit! I literally burst out loud laughing from reading that! 

I've seen a few of the videos with the misheard lyrics, but I don't think I've seen that one 

Found it!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uxchg8E3FBE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Uxchg8E3FBE</a>

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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 12:55:04 PM »

That was almost TOO good! 

Poor James, he has such great vocal projection, yet on all of the REALLY good vocal work he's done (like on Awake, which I just love) the "music" part of it is great, while the words just fail completely   
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 04:46:45 AM »

CUBICLE!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2008, 09:39:07 AM »

But if the dung comes out
He shits the death upon a man
To throw them a rag
Better to save the menstruate
Then surrender tuna sea crap
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2008, 12:17:56 PM »

if they're funny and you explain them, it is!

someone posted a "misheard dt lyrics" video on youtube ages ago on dtf, and part of it was so funny, where jlb supposedly sang "i have shat a tractor, i am not a freak" for part of pull me under.

Post that shit! I literally burst out loud laughing from reading that! 

I've seen a few of the videos with the misheard lyrics, but I don't think I've seen that one 

I tried, but it really isn't funny at all.. it's more like: so what ?!?
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2008, 01:45:48 PM »

Spheric Universe Experience - "The Inner Quest"

"...I'll have to shed"

Misheard: "I have to shit"
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